[x]

feministische:

pudgecontrolstheweather:

rebeccahalls:

#but lmao they’re all either complimenting themselves or each other and then joss is like #beyonce obviously are you stoned who wouldn’t want her body #like he’s been waiting years to be asked this

Tom

wrong

so wrong

Beyonce

“Remember us?”

“How could I forget?”

“So today, Scarlett, I congratulate you and thank you for sharing this remarkable milestone in your life where you get to be immortalized with your hands in the earth and your star in the ground. Now, finally, I can’t wait to step on you, sweetheart!” (x)

“We met about 10 years ago at some young Hollywood party. We were in a dark corner, and she was all put together - like she is now, with her hair all done up, make-up glistening, a beautiful gown.. And she was wearing this dirty old pair of Converse sneakers! That image sort of stuck with me, and it sort of represents a lot of who she is to me. - She’s like a dirty old shoe!” [x]

aplacethatdoesntknowmyname:

Captain Narcolepsy on a quest for some ‘snooze time’

Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner on the Red Carpet at The Avengers World Premiere in L.A.