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too wise to woo peaceably

There are two things that I love: everybody and television.
I’m a Texan going to school in Oklahoma. I’m going to be a lawyer, and it is going to be awesome.
I like to write. Things that I write can be found here. Things that matter to me can be found here.
My parents are the best people that I know, and my siblings are fantastic too. I’m pretty sure I’m the GOB Bluth of my family.
According to Wikipedia, my film career spans from Anatomy of a Murder to Scanners II to America’s Sweethearts (among others). I’m prolific.
I had a chili bowl haircut in third grade.